Dad
Happy fathers day to My Dad
I like you sometimes but others you’re bad
Memories of Dad I like to keep
Are those of you when you’re asleep.
At this time you are nice and quiet
Not causing all your usual riots
Angry shouting, a rant and rave
Some times Dad I think you’re brave
Retirement home we soon will choose
If you can’t cut down on the booze
Remember when you are in there
That’s the end of all you beer
Dad when you’re gone you will be missed
But at least I know you won’t be pissed
So please stop drinking give it a rest
And then my Dad will be the best