Rhonda 40

Everybody please celebrate
Rhonda is 40 and we thinks she’s great

Life begins at forty or so they say
So today Rhonda this is the day

Cellulite and lots of wrinkles
Lost control of your TINKLES

Hot flushes, mood swings, aches and pains
At least we know not much has changed

Born in November 1972
About you let’s share a tale or two

From Northern Ireland, Limavady
Rosie your Mum and Jim is your Daddy

Wonderful parents of that I’m sure
They’ve looked after you well who could want more

Not Just a great Dad and a great Mother
They also supplied you with a wonderful brother

Keith at times I’m sure he was a pain
But if you had to choose a brother you’d pick him again

He likes to go fishing and down a few ales
And I’m sure he got a few Fisherman’s tales

Married to Kelly his wonderful wife
She’s become a part of your family life

You have crazy Aunties of whom you can be proud
They like a drink, good fun and can often be loud

Fantastic people Mary, Carol and Kate
We are lucky to have met them and think they’re all great

A man who joins them for one or two
Is Limavady’s favourite Barry Boo

A wonderful town you do come from
They extend a warm welcome to everyone

You went to Uni in Manchester
And then decided to live your life there

You like the city life having some fun
And got yourself a job in Hexagon

Many friends made along the way
In the transport business that’s always the way

Sue, Liz and Peter, Laura and Nick
Time goes so fast and ever so quick

We all remember Tama and to her raise a glass
A beautiful person, a lady of class

We met through work and hit it off straight away
And we decided to go for a drink one day

You were going shopping in Liverpool
And to meet for a ONE drink we thought would be cool

Six hours later shopping was postponed
Just one more drink before we go home

A great afternoon full of fun and good cheer
So from then on we’ve done it again most years

You’ve met my friends, family and my wonderful wife
And you have become our friend for life

Rhonda you love to follow fashion
Designer labels one of you passions

You like going shopping and try very hard
Not to max your credit card

A danger in shops if you see something nice
You have to buy it whatever the price!!

You like a laugh, a joke and sharing a drink
And a bit of Karaoke I think

It runs in the family it is all of your thing
Typical Irish you all like to sing

Now to Des what can we say
Is he the man to carry you away?

A new hat for Jan and for me a new suit
You in a white dress won’t that be cute

I’ll get off this subject that’s all I will say
I don’t want to scare poor Des away

So whatever the future holds for you
We wish you the best whatever you do

You come from a great family and a great town
Keep upbeat and never feel down

A wonderful person you should maybe be knighted
Your only problem you support Man United

But we will forgive that on your special day
And send you are thanks for inviting us today

So from me and Jan happy birthday again
And good wishes from Australia from Keith and Lorraine

Enjoy your party with family and friends
I’m sure you wish this night would never end

But eventually it will but you know what they say
Memories can last forever and a day

Memories from today and memories of the past
Fantastic memories that will last and last.

Enjoy your Birthday but nothing too naughty
Remember what they say life begins at FORTY

 

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Copyright reserved November 2012.
Sent with love from John and Jan xxx