Today’s the day the time has come,
Our Katie she is 21
As beautiful on the inside a she is on the out,
Katie my friend I can’t do without
Catherine Mary you were christened
And from that day a girl who’s glistened
Bubbly, beautiful and bright,
Days spent with you are a delight
An evening meal or Sunday dinner
Family occasions are a winner
A bottle of wine with your tea
If I join in better make it three
When the meals gone down and belly is big,
You like nothing better than music and a jig
A dance with Liz with smile so bright
You’ll dance and sing throughout the night
You like a drink that much is clear,
Vodka, wine and even beer,
When out with Maura, me and Mike
It’s any drink that ESTHER Likes
Some funny habits you do have,
Especially when on the lav,
You’ll phone me up and describe your dump,
And finish off with a big loud trump.
Some people say you’re like your Mum,
Especially the hairy bum,
But we all know, we’ve read the books
You really have got my good looks.
So off to work you do go,
To Transform U, I think we know,
You spray your tans, you trim the nails,
You wax their bits, with all that entails,
Dawn, Janice, Susan and Jade,
From ugly people beauty is made
Miracles you also do
Look at me I look 22!!!!!
So now to our friend Andy,
Who at the bus stop made you feel randy?
You got talking and made the move
And now you two are in the groove,
Sunday dinners, potato sweet,
I’m sure he thinks you’re really neat.
I’m awful glad his names not Harry,
As this is a word that rhymes with MARRY.
Days out shopping you think are great,
With PC Colleen your best mate,
Perfume clothes you must buy,
Plus anything that takes your eye
You’ll buy for me you’ll spend on friends,
Until you money comes to an end.
So Happy Birthday to our Kate
I really do think you are great
You’ve grown up good, a little loud,
But most of all you make me proud
So enjoy yourself my little Kate
I’m sure I mentioned you’re my best mate.
Enjoy the day you’re 21
Enjoy your life keep having fun.
